OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
Isn’t this the same picture they used for three different “shit going down in N Korea” but it’s actually from someone’s funeral???
So I saw a post somewhere on my dash about how Arthur Conan Doyle would be rolling in his grave if he knew how long Sherlock Holmes has still been popular…and for some reason my brain was like:
What if we let his skeleton loose?
As in we just let it loose, finagle it into a somersault sort of position, and we just watch the skeleton of Arthur Conan Doyle rolling around the world like a tumbleweed, powered by the sheer supernatural power of his hatred for Sherlock Holmes, and people who come across it take video of it and put it up on YouTube, and some genius person compiles all the videos from around the world and sets it to the tune of “Rawhide.”
They say his skeleton still roams the earth, and on quiet nights, you’ll hear the howl of the ghostly hound of the Baskervilles followed by the ever-turning skeleton of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle as he passes by. The only way he can return to the restful sleep of death is if, one day, Sherlock Holmes disappears from the public consciousness.
Even when fandom is at its worst, and we are snipping and hating on each other and the wank is at an all-time high - we are all still locked together in the sure knowledge that ACD would hate us all equally.
I got as far as “let his skeleton loose” and then completely lost it and choked on the water I was drinking and tears started to roll down my cheeks.
Oh, ACD, long may you roll.
yeah the guy who found out his daughter was complaining about chores on facebook and shot her laptop
because you know
that’s a totally legitimate reaction
if your child is venting on a public forum about their homelife and your first reaction is to film yourself shooting their computer
you need that gun taken away stat
do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”